Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. When Chuck Norris tried a Birdman suit, he flew uphill. CHUCK NORRIS is the reason ET went home.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris, Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, Steve Jobs + Chuck Norris = Iphone 4 Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. He won after 5 days Chuck Norris is my Homeboy, The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Even Spongebob is scared of The Chuck Norris.